Monday, November 12, 2007

Two point oh and still in beta


Yes, we did it! We shipped! You should have been there. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Parties, beaming with kids dancing to loud music… I watched confetti glitter in the disco light near the plasma TV. All those moments have been captured on digital discs as zeros and ones, to live forever in that which is web. Time to upload…

So what’s new in version 2.0?

  1. Upgraded to Verbal Communication Foundation (with sl-si language support and reliable messaging services)
  2. Waste Disposal Adapter (potty)
  3. Auto navigation (not slamming into walls so much)
  4. Auto recharging (self cleaning module missing!)
  5. Voice Directed Action Control™ (stop, don’t, wait, OMG)
  6. Innumerable bug fixes and corrections

But the most important thing isn’t visible in the fact sheets and comparison charts. There’s been a fundamental shift in the way this project is developed. Throughout the 1.0 phase it’s been mostly about mom and dad. Everything revolved around us. We controlled the vertical and the horizontal. As we approached the new milestone, we began detecting small foreign inputs, bits and pieces that didn’t fit in our neatly structured curriculum. A paradigm shift not unlike that which happened on the web had begun.

David’s progress and development had slipped out of our control. We’re no longer the editors. User generated content now replaces all we tried to teach. With so many information providers out there, you can’t really compete. It’s the kindergarten teacher, it’s his peers, it’s the tubes and the series of tubes, it’s the passerbys and bystanders. Mom and dad still matter, but matter less each day. I know that now and I’ll accept that one day. Till then I’ll take comfort in my zeros and ones captured on digital discs, that live forever in that which is web. Time to download…

2 comments:

PAPs said...

Hurray! And new release right on scheduled day, that's something new in IT! ;-)

Goran said...

We were a couple days late but we nailed the month!